I got this from my mail.

WHATS MAKES A MALAYSIAN A MALAYSIAN

YOU CAN NAME ALL THE PLAYERS FROM THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE,

BUT ASK YOU TO NAME ONE FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM MALAYSIA ....

ONE NAME ALSO CANNOT COME OUT.

WHEN STREAMYX COME, YOU COMPLAIN STREAMYX TOO SLOW.

WHEN MAXIS BROADBAND COME, YOU COMPLAIN MAXIS BROADBAND ALWAYS DISCONNECTS.

WHEN WIMAX COME, YOU COMPLAIN WIMAX TOO EXPENSIVE.

IN THE END....

YOU SAY STREAMYX STILL THE BEST LAH!!

WHEN TOLL PRICE INCREASE, YOU COMPLAIN.

WHEN PETROL PRICE INCREASE, YOU COMPLAIN.

WHEN YOU GO TO STARBUCKS BUY 10 RINGGIT COFFEE....

NO COMPLAINT!!!

WHEN YOU CANNOT FIND A PARKING IN SHOPPING MALL AND HAVE TO WALK VERY FAR, YOU COMPLAIN.

WHEN YOU GO INSIDE SHOPPING MALL AND THERE'S SALE , RUN FROM ONE END OF ONE UTAMA TO THE OTHER ALSO NO COMPLAINTS.

YOU ARE ALWAYS LATE. AND THE EXCUSE YOU GIVE WHEN YOU'RE LATE IS ALWAYS EITHER: TRAFFIC JAM, NO TRANSPORT OR CANNOT FIND PARKING.

YOU HAVE A PARENT WHO FORCE YOU TO TAKE SCIENCE STREAM IN HIGH SCHOOL,

STUDY ENGINEERING IN U,

THEN WHEN YOU GRADUATE, THEN THEY ASK YOU TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU LEARNT IN U AND DO COMMERCE.

YOU COMPLAIN AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT IN KOPITIAM, YOU TALK LOUD LOUD.

LEAVE ANONYMOUS COMMENTS ON BLOGS, YOU ALSO TALK LOUD LOUD.

ATTEND CERAMAH BY DAP, YOU SHOUT LOUD LOUD.

THEN WHEN OPPOSITION ORGANISE A PROTEST AND ASK YOU TOGO , YOU DUN WANT.

SCARED LATER KENA TANGKAP UNDER ISA.

WHEN YOU PAY 10 RINGGIT FOR SOMETHING THAT COSTS 1 RINGGIT, YOU BLAME THE CHINESE.

WHEN A GOVERNMENT SERVICE IS TOO SLOW, YOU BLAME MALAYS.

WHEN BUILDING IS NOT GOOD AND COLLAPSED, YOU BLAME THE INDONESIANS.

WHEN AN ANGMOH STRANGER KISS YOU ON THE CHEEK TO SAY HALLO, YOU VERY HAPPY.

WHEN A MALAYSIAN GUY KISS YOU ON THE CHEEK TO SAY HALLO,YOU SLAP HIM AND SAY...

WHY YOU SO HAM SAP WAN!